Aunt Flow is back...Why does it always feel like the first time every time?
About a week before everything is irritating af. Imagine stockings in the summer annoying, sticky fingers covered in lint irksome, infuriating like smudging mascara on your eyelid after you completed your makeup.
Singles should be able to opt out...I'll take a text, or some kind of "Flow Alert". Cute lil emoji pops up. Check the box and you Gucci.
Never fully understood why am I being pushed for not perpetuating the failing human race...
And I'll never understand this!!
Makes no sense...
Oh yeah...My mind is telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me eat for a football team.
Cramps be like
And all you want to do is this to everyone who causes you the slightest inconvenience.
But you can't because violence is highly frowned upon in our society.
It's all good though because in a week, you'll be back to killin it.
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