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Jynx Monroe​

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Wiggle. Your. big. Toe.

3/21/2017

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You would imagine the easiest thing to do would be to hop on a digital soap box and talk about myself, my experiences my woes and triumphs, conspiracy theories and my life through heavily glittered rose colored glasses.

However life is never that simple, it never is. You just can't want to do something and do it, who am I Iron Man?

You have to plan and make list and imagine scenarios in your head.  Think about the best, think about the worst.  Attempt to wrangle people into your idea. Brainstorming sessions are intense and motivation quickly wears off as the weekend draws to an end, the incense has faded and the PBRs are out for recycling.   Just do it, right?
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I antiquate this feeling of conflict, confusion and excitement to losing my virginity. I imagined a fairytale that could not even hold a candle to Disney's "The Little Mermaid" kiss the girl scene.  

​When in actually it was about 2 minutes of clumsy poking, heavy breathing and awkward glances.  It was nothing like how I thought it would be, nothing like how my friends described it.  All the planning in the world could not prepare me.  BUT that is the beauty of it and that is the beauty of this.  I spent so much time thinking about doing this and all I needed to do is do it.  I just hope I don't get addicted to blogging...


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